Nestled in the quiet boundaries of terrains of bliss, tranquility and relaxation, the citizens of Germany are rudely being woken up, jolted and shocked by a most hideous creature, origins unknown.
Take the family of four who had packed their clothes, trunks brimming with beer and two, growing kids, each a boy, about fourteen and fifteen years old, who decided to escape from the rustle and bustle for a 2 day weekend. All scenarios played out with the regular expectations as they had numerous experience previously when they made the same journey, seeking fresh air, bright green landscapes and anywhere a phone couldn’t reach them.
All things seemed as it had always been. Their car pushed into the corners of a stretching hill that looked like a mountain, burning the tires every now and then. The boys were deeply asleep with visions of God knows what, but since one of the boys had spittle dripping from a corner of his mouth, one might guess their thoughts were of conquests and pleasures not yet experienced.
Sara, the wife, too was in a deep slumber, perhaps caused by the thick buzzing of the engine of the car heaving itself up yet another grueling hill.
We should all be counting our lucky stars there was an evidently, hidden camera, ironically positioned just so to capture what no one in their right mind could have predicted. Maybe, a fluke being the same day K-fee energy drink was being introduced to the general public. What was clearly meant to be a commercial representing a tranquil setting was unfortunately thrust into the soon to be legendary scary German energy drink commercial , maybe one hundred and eighty degrees in the opposite direction of all original intentions.
No one could have predicted it, and unless there was video proof, citizens of Germany may not be pacing frantically, losing sleep and up at all hours completely baffled and stunned by what was filmed. Although there is photographic evidence, to date, German officials have kept quiet about what happened that day. Maybe to purposely keep it under the rug, or act like it never happened, but one thing is for sure, the rest of the world will never be the same again. The invasion is starting.
An admittedly wired fellow, Dave is a guy who likes to drink energy drinks and has been captivating a growing audience every energy drinks pass his lips. Of course, you’re welcome to come along, while the fun continue.
- Thor Daniels