January 21, 2010

Scary German Energy Drink Commercial - The Invasion Has Begun

Nestled in the peaceful boundaries of landscapes of bliss, calm and relaxation, Germans are rudely being woken up, shaken and shocked by a most hideous creature, origins unknown.

Consider the family of four who had packed their suitcases, trunks topped with lager and two, almost adult kids, both boys, about sixteen and seventeen years old, who decided to escape from the city life for a 2 day road trip. All scenarios resulted with the regular expectations as they had numerous experience before when they made the same journey, seeking fresh air, rolling landscapes and anywhere a cell phone could not reach them.

Everything looked as it had always been. Their car pressed into each corner of a daunting hillside, screeching the tires once in a while. The teens were deeply asleep with visions of who knows what, but since one developed some drool dripping from a corner of his mouth, one might guess their thoughts were of enjoyment and pleasure not yet experienced.

Helen, the wife, too was in a bottomless slumber, perhaps caused by the jarring white noise of the car engine heaving itself up yet another grueling hill.

It is only thanks to the inconspicuously placed camera, ironically positioned just so to capture what no one in their right mind could have predicted. Maybe, a coincidence being the same day K-fee energy drink was being introduced to the general public. What was clearly meant to be a television commercial representing a tranquil setting was unfortunately thrust into the soon to be legendary scary German energy drink commercial , perhaps one hundred and eighty degrees in the opposite direction of all original intentions.

Not a single soul could have predicted it, and unless there was a video camera at a distance to capture the bigger picture, citizens of Germany may not be panically pacing, laying awake and up at all hours completely perplexed and flabbergasted by what was recorded. Although there is photographic proof, to date, German officials have kept mum about what happened that day. Maybe to purposely keep it under the rug, or act like it never happened, but one thing is for certain, the rest of the world will not ever be the same again. The invasion has begun.

A well intentioned, but shaky character, Dave is the dude who likes to drink energy drinks and has been captivating a growing audience every time an energy drink is pressed to his lips. To note, you're invited, while the fun continue.

- Thor Daniels


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